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January 20, 2009

So check this one out.

The other night, I’m coming home from the Hotel des Arts. It’s 9pm. I haven’t had dinner yet. Okay, I’m stopping by Nizario’s on my way out of town.

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So there’s a line to the door. Okay fine. They usually move pretty quickly.

There’s a group of dudes in front of me. Clearly, they work at Genentech together and are part of some rec league. After awhile, they order.

Guy asks me what I want. I ask him what slices are available.

“That’s a very popular question. You should have listened when I told them.”

“Yeah, okay.” And he really won’t tell me.

Then he walks over, looks at the pizzas, and walks back.

“Okay, so what do you have?”

“It’s very hard on the throat, I have to answer this question all day. You should have listened to them.”

“I coulda been gone by now and you’d be done talking.”

He stares at me.

“Okay, two pepperoni.”

He gets me two pepperoni. Meanwhile, I realize I didn’t want pepperoni.

He gives me the pizza and I pay.

I always tip almost everyone.

“What no tip?”

“It’s very hard for me to tip someone who won’t tell me what they have.”

Next Time: North Beach Pizza!

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